tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86917700359538097922011-11-27T15:53:51.520-08:00Ce blog est un ensemble de blague de fail et d'HUmour.Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comBlogger641100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-26556513343800012302009-04-12T11:29:00.001-07:002009-04-13T10:00:10.087-07:00<span style="font-family:arial;">Vous aimez rire de bon <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">coeur</span> pouvoir faire rire vos amis ou simplement vous divertir <span style="font-style: italic;">Humour Libre </span>est la pour vous. En bas de cette article vous trouverez<span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;"> la blague de la semaine</span>.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"> </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: Arial; font-size: 11px; font-weight: bold; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><a href="'http://www.dicoblog.com/annuaire-blogs/2093-in.html'" target="'_blank'">Annuaire Blogs francophone</a></em> </span> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-2655651334380001230?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-40905991042662386422009-04-12T11:06:00.000-07:002009-04-12T11:29:03.172-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">ACCOUCHEMENT D'UNE BL</span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">ONDE </span></span></span> <span style="font-size:130%;">C'est l'histoire dune blonde, qui a accoucher de deux beaux jumeaux cependant elle est en sanglots </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> l'infirmière lui dit:</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> M</span><span style="font-size:100%;">ais voyons vous venez d'accoucher de deux beaux </span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:arial;">enfants en santé pourquoi vous pleurer. </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> La BLONDE lui dit: </span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">Je sais mais, je ne sais pas qui est le père du deuxièmes.</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-4090599104266238642?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-32902811502783068832009-04-12T11:00:00.000-07:002009-04-12T11:43:13.215-07:00<ol><li>À l'asile unnouveaux admis arrive ils s'écrit : mais l y a un monde de fous là dedan. </li></ol><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3290281150278306883?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-10571374917103215902009-04-12T10:56:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:14:56.880-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Si l'alcool vous gêne dans le travail arrêtez le travail.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1057137491710321590?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-44252510628947060902009-04-12T10:55:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:17:03.612-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ne fais jamais l'amour dans ton jardin car l'amour rend aveugle mais tes voisins ne le sont pas.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-4425251062894706090?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-34021531964463168252009-04-12T10:53:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:17:43.713-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Un homme qui n'aime ni les femmes ni les enfants n'est foncièrement pas mauvais. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3402153196446316825?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-12416769690233986642009-04-12T10:52:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:20:28.872-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">La mort c'est l'arret du coeur, l'amour c'est la raie du cul !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1241676969023398664?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-80713646778783891622009-04-12T10:51:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:21:11.236-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Là où il y a du poil, il y a de la joie.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-8071364677878389162?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-9350501651973606072009-04-12T10:50:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:23:00.196-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère est tellement grosse qu'il y a un décalage horaire entre ses deux fessses !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-935050165197360607?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-12934376966202117022009-04-12T10:49:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:24:08.413-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mére est tellement stupide que quand elle va aux toillettes elle utilise les deux côté du papier toilette.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1293437696620211702?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-75739785739119056512009-04-12T10:48:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:24:46.114-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère est tellement grosse que quand elle passe devant le soleil tout le monde crie: "une eclipse"!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7573978573911905651?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-34069379793006496992009-04-12T10:47:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:25:24.800-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère est tellement vieille que dans sa première photo de classe on voit Jésus ! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3406937979300649699?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-18359134308731077862009-04-12T10:46:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:04:29.149-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 446px; height: 354px;" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/fail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1835913430873107786?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-38222401014856538332009-04-12T10:45:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:05:43.272-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fail.png"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 520px; height: 650px;" src="http://www.failpix.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fail.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3822240101485653833?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-73966600765937375492009-04-12T10:42:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:08:47.491-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/s/soccer_fail-12850.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 314px; height: 378px;" src="http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/s/soccer_fail-12850.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7396660076593737549?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-80118200149758630132009-04-12T10:41:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:09:58.562-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dacing-fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 506px; height: 499px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dacing-fail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-8011820014975863013?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-50331888730378971592009-04-12T10:40:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:11:30.344-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://onlylol.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/baseball-fail-mike.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 472px;" src="http://onlylol.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/baseball-fail-mike.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-5033188873037897159?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-17297538283047925542009-04-12T10:39:00.000-07:002009-04-12T17:19:35.906-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/soccer-field-fail.jpg"><img style="text-align: left;margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; display: block; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 400px; " src="http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/soccer-field-fail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1729753828304792554?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-61020486863351162952009-04-12T10:38:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:15:52.800-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://motomouth.blat.co.za/files/acab_fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 424px;" src="http://motomouth.blat.co.za/files/acab_fail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-6102048686335116295?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-205441852458231262009-04-12T10:37:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:16:45.571-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/floppy_fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 390px;" src="http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/floppy_fail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-20544185245823126?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-42511679153053853062009-04-12T10:36:00.001-07:002009-04-12T15:19:13.248-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://blather.net/abroad/photos/_MG_9727_tara_lia_fail_500.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 333px;" src="http://blather.net/abroad/photos/_MG_9727_tara_lia_fail_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-4251167915305385306?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-64535196882069714152009-04-12T10:36:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:17:31.993-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/fail01.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 500px; height: 358px;" src="http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/fail01.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-6453519688206971415?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-905126976038338302009-04-12T10:35:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:20:35.392-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.tomspine.com/blog_pics/lightswitch_fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 400px;" src="http://www.tomspine.com/blog_pics/lightswitch_fail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-90512697603833830?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-18563183732244751892009-04-12T10:33:00.000-07:002009-04-12T17:22:15.018-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.iamvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fail_fat_kid.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 512px; height: 339px;" src="http://www.iamvanilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fail_fat_kid.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); text-decoration: underline;"> </span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1856318373224475189?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-77341044113018230452009-04-12T10:32:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:23:08.460-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-grocery-fail.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 452px; height: 439px;" src="http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-grocery-fail.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7734104411301823045?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-78151098576083717212009-04-12T10:30:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:25:09.657-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Si tu vois un bateau qui flote sur l'eau c'est que ta mère n'est pas à bord !!!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7815109857608371721?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-37367258141007935702009-04-12T10:29:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:25:49.226-07:00<span class="texte"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ta mère elle est tellement petite qu'elle a toujours la tête dans le cul</span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3736725814100793570?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-77882030265826919092009-04-12T10:28:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:26:16.969-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="lienp" id="s_2398"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère est tellement petite que quand elle a ses règles, elle se prends les pieds dans le fils du tampon.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7788203026582691909?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-28563413658579618482009-04-12T10:27:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:26:50.327-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère est tellement lifté que quand elle a ses règles elle saigne du nez.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-2856341365857961848?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-76384712180413553682009-04-12T10:26:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:27:25.836-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère a tellement mauvaise haleine qu'on a l'impression qu'elle a l'anus derrière les dents.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7638471218041355368?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-89555407904224797492009-04-12T10:25:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:28:29.953-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère est tellement pauvre que qu'en elle vomit elle sert les dents pour garder les gros bout</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-8955540790422479749?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-62426850900889268322009-04-12T10:24:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:31:07.913-07:00<span class="texte">Ta mère est tellement conne qu'elle a fait la connerie d'épouser ton père</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-6242685090088926832?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-74727991216073598012009-04-12T10:23:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:31:46.966-07:00<span class="texte"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ta mère est tellement grosse qu'elle fabrique ses tanpax avec le tapis!</span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7472799121607359801?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-80918978889177883912009-04-12T10:22:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:32:13.515-07:00<span class="texte">Ta mère est tellement veille quel fait du lait en poudre !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-8091897888917788391?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-32889600609800019862009-04-12T10:21:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:33:40.383-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="lienp" id="s_2412"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ta mère elle est tellement conne, qu'elle croit que les freins à disque d'une voiture font de la musique quand on freine. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3288960060980001986?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-15425074409064928972009-04-12T10:20:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:34:26.127-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Deux fous vont à la messe. L'un dit à l'autre : - Bouche-toi les oreilles avec du coton. - Pourquoi faire ? - Parce que Jésus crie (Jésus-Christ) </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1542507440906492897?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-47219052987489834502009-04-12T10:19:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:34:47.465-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">C'est deux foux qui marchent dans la rue. Le premier demande au second : Je peux me mettre au milieu ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-4721905298748983450?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-91350511362188704572009-04-12T10:18:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:35:45.468-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Dialogue entre 2 fous : - Qu'est-ce que tu fais ? - J'écris une lettre. - A qui ? - A moi. - Et qu'est ce que tu racontes ? - Je ne sais pas. Je ne l'ai pas encore reçue.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-9135051136218870457?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-52446567733465520102009-04-12T10:17:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:36:11.642-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Trois fous sont dans un bateau. Le premier s'appelle "Fou", le deuxième "Personne" et le troisième "Rien". Personne tombe dans l'eau. Rien dit a Fou d'appeller les secours. Celui-ci prend son portable et téléphone aux pompiers : Quand les secours répondent Fou leur dit : - Bonjour je suis Fou, j'appelle pour Rien, parce que Personne est tombé à l'eau !!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-5244656773346552010?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-27938444414802039142009-04-12T10:16:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:36:45.947-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Qu'est-ce qu'un fou qui travaille à La poste? Un timbré! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-2793844441480203914?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-32203960336166728022009-04-12T10:15:00.001-07:002009-04-12T15:43:42.595-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Belle de loin mais loin d'être belle. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3220396033616672802?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-13611974210382856432009-04-12T10:15:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:37:18.602-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Un fou ce met à rire tout seul dans un asile un autre fou arrive et lui demande : - Pourquoi tu ries ? - Je me suis raconter une blague que je ne connaissais pas !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1361197421038285643?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-59143059272266830592009-04-12T10:14:00.001-07:002009-04-12T15:44:57.437-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">L'homme n'est pas fait pour travailler, la preuve c'est que cela le fatigue. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-5914305927226683059?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-61127680292583664422009-04-12T10:14:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:37:44.880-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Un fou tourne autour d'une bouche d'égout, en répétant : - 33...33...33... Un passant lui demande : - Pourquoi faites-vous cela ? Le fou pousse l'homme dans la bouche d'égout, et dit : - 34...34...34...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-6112768029258366442?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-52409933518408612722009-04-12T10:13:00.002-07:002009-04-12T15:45:51.787-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Boire au volant, c'est pas bien ! Faut boire à la bouteille.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-5240993351840861272?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-75509946984352603572009-04-12T10:13:00.001-07:002009-04-12T15:38:42.426-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">C'est l'histoire d'un fou qui se prend pour un coq. Chaque fois que sa femme revient du marché avec des oeufs, il envoie des faire-part et des dragées à ses amis! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7550994698435260357?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-48532458197865842992009-04-12T10:13:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:15:11.112-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Qui avale une noix de coco a confiance en son anus !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-4853245819786584299?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-68154246505747345922009-04-12T10:12:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:46:53.780-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ce n'est pas parce qu'on n'a rien à dire qu'il ne faut pas le faire savoir.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-6815424650574734592?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-964001791591711462009-04-12T10:11:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:47:24.188-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Ce qui est à nous est à nous, ce qui est à vous est négociable.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-96400179159171146?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-77527127269884654992009-04-12T10:10:00.000-07:002009-04-12T15:48:22.039-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="texte">Celui qui laisse tomber sa montre dans les toilettes aura un temps de merde.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7752712726988465499?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-2705117456949637512009-04-12T10:09:00.000-07:002009-04-12T16:03:53.788-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.alltout.com/humour/humour-noir.png"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 323px;" src="http://www.alltout.com/humour/humour-noir.png" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-270511745694963751?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-2214470842724347962009-04-12T10:08:00.000-07:002009-04-12T16:05:34.209-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.villiard.com/images/nourriture/humour-nourriture.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 502px; height: 625px;" src="http://www.villiard.com/images/nourriture/humour-nourriture.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-221447084272434796?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-63912348706771371322009-04-12T10:06:00.000-07:002009-04-12T16:06:36.646-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://luclehner.enavanthaguenau.fr/files/2009/01/002-humour-chien-au-cavalier-king-charles.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 398px; height: 471px;" src="http://luclehner.enavanthaguenau.fr/files/2009/01/002-humour-chien-au-cavalier-king-charles.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-6391234870677137132?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-2047366000721414442009-04-12T10:05:00.000-07:002009-04-12T16:07:36.919-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://humour.allmyblog.com/images/humour/humour_20061117_194715.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 600px; height: 384px;" src="http://humour.allmyblog.com/images/humour/humour_20061117_194715.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-204736600072141444?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-70122565468898830352009-04-12T10:04:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:07:10.557-07:00<span class="texte"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span><span style="font-family: arial;"> 2.</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">C'est un docteur qui dit à un fou : </span></span> <span class="texte">- Alors pour qui vous prenez vous aujourd' hui ? - Dieu m'a dit que j'étais le pape. <span style="font-weight: bold;">A ce moment-la passe un autre fou , qui s'écrie : </span> - Ce n'est pas vrais , je ne lui ai jamais rien dit .</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7012256546889883035?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-38680081354967033292009-04-12T10:00:00.000-07:002009-04-13T06:24:48.589-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://aura1.gaia.com/photos/9/87246/large/Ouch.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px; height: 500px;" src="http://aura1.gaia.com/photos/9/87246/large/Ouch.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-3868008135496703329?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-90919355950676232982009-04-12T09:59:00.001-07:002009-04-13T09:59:31.753-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://humour.animaux.free.fr/images/humour_animaux_sauvages/photos_humour_animaux_sauvages%20(18).jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 374px; height: 300px;" src="http://humour.animaux.free.fr/images/humour_animaux_sauvages/photos_humour_animaux_sauvages%20(18).jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-9091935595067623298?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-75719692693659472132009-04-12T09:59:00.000-07:002009-04-13T08:12:51.128-07:003. <span class="texte"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Deux fous sont dans un auto. </span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> Le fou qui conduit dit à l'autre: </span> - Les freins ne marchent plus ! <span style="font-weight: bold;">L'autre lui répond:</span> - Ce n'est pas grave ! <span style="font-weight: bold;">Le premier fou dit : </span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>- Mais nous sommes dans une pente ! <span style="font-weight: bold;">L'autre reprend : </span> - La voiture va s'arrêter. Regarde, il y a un stop en bas de la rue ! </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7571969269365947213?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-15396985141918269802009-04-12T09:58:00.000-07:002009-04-13T09:59:05.631-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://divertissements.letopdugratuit.com/images-photos/img/divers/humour-animaux-0012.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 396px; height: 502px;" src="http://divertissements.letopdugratuit.com/images-photos/img/divers/humour-animaux-0012.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1539698514191826980?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-72406221121183898922009-04-12T09:57:00.000-07:002009-04-13T08:42:21.539-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.drole.net/drole/humour_images/images/images_droles_humour_137.pics.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 500px; height: 376px;" src="http://www.drole.net/drole/humour_images/images/images_droles_humour_137.pics.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(85, 26, 139); text-decoration: underline;"> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7240622112118389892?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-71860577322256157372009-04-12T09:56:00.001-07:002009-04-13T06:37:35.345-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.la-musique-rai.com/album/pics/071127044044_drole-de-tribu.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 1067px; height: 800px;" src="http://www.la-musique-rai.com/album/pics/071127044044_drole-de-tribu.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-7186057732225615737?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-12087922555263319352009-04-12T09:56:00.000-07:002009-04-13T06:34:50.999-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.villiard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/drole-couple1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 531px; height: 411px;" src="http://www.villiard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/drole-couple1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1208792255526331935?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-21924493124950902082009-04-12T09:55:00.000-07:002009-04-13T06:39:35.101-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.villiard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/drole-paques.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 542px;" src="http://www.villiard.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/drole-paques.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-2192449312495090208?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8691770035953809792.post-19252084652457036052009-04-12T09:54:00.000-07:002009-04-13T06:41:08.641-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.linternaute.com/auto/magazine/photo/les-voitures-insolites-par-les-lecteurs-mai-2007/image/13-16-voiture-tracteur-insolite-drole-promenade-866030-auto-magazine-243418.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 540px; height: 358px;" src="http://www.linternaute.com/auto/magazine/photo/les-voitures-insolites-par-les-lecteurs-mai-2007/image/13-16-voiture-tracteur-insolite-drole-promenade-866030-auto-magazine-243418.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8691770035953809792-1925208465245703605?l=humourqc.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Kimarohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10426075743697640464noreply@blogger.com